MINI MINI MANI MO

{
  "Commands:": "Choose yer command:",
  "Options:": "Options for me hearties!",
  "Examples:": "Ex. marks the spot:",
  "required": "requi-yar-ed",
  "Missing required argument: %s": {
    "one": "Ye be havin' to set the followin' argument land lubber: %s",
    "other": "Ye be havin' to set the followin' arguments land lubber: %s"
  },
  "Show help": "Parlay this here code of conduct",
  "Show version number": "'Tis the version ye be askin' fer",
  "Arguments %s and %s are mutually exclusive" : "Yon scurvy dogs %s and %s be as bad as rum and a prudish wench"
}